There were 3 pirates on an island.
A Bottle washed up along the shore and a Genie came out.
The Genie said Ill grant you each one wish.
1
The First Pirate said "I wish I was a fish!"
And he was blessed and swam to the city.
2
The Second Pirate said "I wish I was an eagle!"
And he was blessed and flew to the city.
3
The Third Pirate said "I wish I was smart!"
And he was blessed.
So he walked on the bridge to the city.
2006-12-26 17:00:11 · 14 answers · asked by AndrU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he nice one lol
thumbs up!
2006-12-26 17:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny I got another one.....
Once there were 3 blond girls stranded on a cliff. Than suddenly a genie appered. He said that "You can turn into anything you wish"
The first one said "I want to be gold" Poof she was a pile of gold
The second one said "I want to be money" Poof she was a pile of money
The third one as you could tell was thinking very hard. she couldn't decide. She cussed out loud "Oh Crap!" "Your wish is my command" Poof she was a pile of slimy poo!
2006-12-26 17:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by mariam; 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! when I study the beginning up i presumed it became going to be the only the place the 1st 2 wanted to be domicile and then the third wanted for his pals to be there with him. Your shaggy dog tale became astounding and humorous. famous individual!
2016-10-28 10:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Nobody strapped their boots to sea turtles?
2006-12-26 17:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by Zealotta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very smart # 3
2006-12-26 17:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have asked for three more wishes
2006-12-26 17:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good work, I hope that you have as much fun finding the jokes as we do reading them.
2006-12-26 17:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by nellhammy101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess the first two were dumb... hahaha
2006-12-26 17:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...should have been blondes though..
2006-12-26 17:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by stormy31750 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good
2006-12-26 17:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋