And what to make of the obsession with the foreskin and circumcision found within the pages of "God's Word?" In the Old Testament, in order to please his future father-in-law, David enthusiastically abides by the man's request that David slay 100 hundred Philistines and bring the father-in-law their foreskins in exchange for the hand of his daughter! (1 Samuel 27) Indeed, the eager David brings Saul 200 foreskins! In the New Testament, circumcision is dwelt upon repeatedly by Paul and others--so critical is it to the lascivious Lord, who obviously screwed up in the first place by putting foreskins on men.
2006-12-26 16:29:29 · 12 answers · asked by Medusa 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He sends them to the Bible belt and turns them into televangelists. ( Where they grow into big pricks)
2006-12-26 16:32:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Paul talked about how circumcision is not necessary. He actually mentioned in Galatians 5 about how he wished people would stop saying it was important. So it sounds like you are a little too preoccupied with it.
2006-12-27 00:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by The GMC 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep. There is alot of strange stuff in the Old Testament.
2006-12-27 00:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by lesliejay63 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He gives them to the foreskin Fairy, the question os what does the foreskin fairy do with them, hehehee ahahaha.
2006-12-27 00:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a health thing. God is more concerned with our health than foreskins
2006-12-27 00:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by Ignatious 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
foreskin burger. ew
2006-12-27 00:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by Pisces 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do with all your foreskins, Nancy?
2006-12-27 00:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He makes wallets. And when you rub them the right way, they turn into suitcases.
2006-12-27 00:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by Desiree J 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Desiree J beat me to it, DARN.
2006-12-27 00:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by bobo383 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sells them as bubble gum
2006-12-27 00:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by swolfshields 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋