A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”
Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.
Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”
2006-12-26 16:11:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahahaha
2006-12-26 16:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Up here all day? The plane will crash mincing up their bodies on earth somewhere in the sea.
2006-12-26 16:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol she really played up the whole blonde routine. Good one
2006-12-26 16:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The pilot is blonde!!!! hahahaha!
2006-12-26 17:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't really think they would be up there all day, because they could get a helicopter up there and unload the passengers, and then, get a couple of engines and repair the plane... duh..
2006-12-26 16:20:20 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-12-26 17:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by sweet tee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C'mon! you're bettter than that.
2006-12-26 16:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny!!
2006-12-26 16:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by First Lady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*snort* funny, but i've heard better
2006-12-26 16:21:55 · answer #9 · answered by ♫♪Smile♪♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2006-12-27 07:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋