MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
2006-12-26 15:51:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 a good one.
2006-12-26 21:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by riya s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-26 16:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always had the feeling my high school principal still lived at home with his mama...
2006-12-27 14:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by half sam, half amazing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not a jock, it is true, why school principals dont know there resposibilities when they are 52 old too, isnt it
mom may be in over the 70 yers old
2006-12-26 16:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by Lanka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was Ok but a bit stale. Nice laugh though to the ones who are hearing/reading it for the first time.
2006-12-26 22:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can understand... the school I went to was so rough that the teachers never went to school... just the students.
2006-12-26 16:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unexpected!
2006-12-26 22:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by silambs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! he still lives with mom!
I'm SOOOO def telling this one to the principal @ my skool.
2006-12-26 15:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by hsfootballchikk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I have heard this one.Better luck next time.
2006-12-27 06:40:13 · answer #9 · answered by jagusan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke was ok........
but i didn't understand how his mother is alive.....as child is 52 year old
and how she is having so much strength to wake her child of 52 year age...
2006-12-26 16:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋