there's skid marks in front of the deer.
old joke
2006-12-26 15:41:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oldie but a goody tehe
2006-12-26 15:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are skid marks in front of the dead deer
2006-12-26 15:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by October 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No - people get upset at the sight of the dead deer!
2006-12-26 16:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The vultures are only eating from the deer.
2006-12-26 16:11:10 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The presumptuous lawyer has his (after-life) calling card in his mouth.
The deer left it's 'calling-card' behind it, after death.
(Mmmm......that was a bit sick...sorry)
2006-12-26 16:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone will pick up the dead deer.
2006-12-26 15:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by somewherein72 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...and there is another lawyer trying to revive the first so they can sue an insurance company.
2006-12-26 15:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by hartless63 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-26 15:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by DavidNH 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-26 15:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by Rip 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-12-26 15:43:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋