Can masterbation make you go blind, or grow hair on your palms. A friend of mine is getting hairy palms, and the eye doc told him he is losing sight, slowly. Was I wrong for buying him some personal lotion and a dirty magazine for Christmas.
2006-12-26 15:10:39 · 23 answers · asked by lawrinse2 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
no but dont shoot in someones face
2006-12-26 15:12:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give me a break! Think about it, do you think that masterbating could make you blind? Everyone does it, and a lot of people do it more then once a day, so if it were true, the world would have a lot of blind people. Plus, if anything, it would take any hair you may have on your palms and rub it off. Though, watch out because it just may hurt if you do get it in your eye.
2016-05-23 09:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed, you were wrong for buying your friend lotion and a magazine. It is a well known scientific fact that masterbation causes retinal dysfunction in both eyes.
Studies at the University of Boise by a team of researchers have discovered thick hair growth on the palms of masterbating chimpanzees.
2006-12-26 15:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Crispy_Frog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would be a lot of blind people with hairy palms all over this world if that were true!
2006-12-26 15:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by Wicked Good 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a hit and miss thing, some people have autoimmune masterbation blindness deficiencies. I have had to use a braille monitor for years, what was I thinking, If only I had listened :-((
2006-12-26 15:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by B G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course you weren't wrong...he's gonna do it anyways...even the blind have to have some kind of fun :) (ever hear the joke about Helen Keller reading lips?)
2006-12-26 15:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? I can't read what you wrote!
Wait let me check and I'll get back to you ...
OK - nope I can still see!
What will make you blind is watching porn on a computer!
Go to a party and meet some real girls!
2006-12-26 15:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by sparetom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry cant make you go blind (not unless you c u m in your eyes) lol!!!!!! and sorry no hairy palms either......that is just a lie
2006-12-26 15:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by blah blah blah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's just a Biblical myth. These things are most likely completely isolated incidents.
2006-12-26 15:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm HAIRY PALMS wow !! i have never seen this .. and for going blind maybe cross eyed lol
2006-12-29 18:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him stop shooting it in his eyes. nair should take care of the hairy palms
2006-12-26 15:15:31 · answer #11 · answered by icu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋