It is begging for kitkat bars! It keeps saying arkatukanokith! It smells so i will give it deodarant! What should i do? It is staring at me?!
2006-12-26 14:38:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
the first step is to wave your arms above your head. it is commonly known that they are intimidated by this act. if you try this and it doesn't work, you should then try to jump up and down.
if jumping and waving your arms at it does not work, grab the sheet from your bed and throw it around your shoulders. this will give you a bigger wing-span and could go one of two ways. one - it will think you are scary or two - it will want to mate with you.
you should at this point hope for number one. whatever you do, do NOT give it the kit kat it is asking for, that only encourages them. you give them a kit kat today, they are going to want an almond joy tomorrow, and you know where that leads....
2006-12-26 14:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by queenfluffernutter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just give it anything it wants no matter what your life is more important than kitkats or money. If it still won't cooperate dig a hole and stay in there for a minimum of 3 days they have been known to camp out for days at a time. A risky alternative is to .A .throw the kitkats and deodorant out the window or B throw the pterra dacktel out the window. Either way you may be attacked by this wild and crazy party animal that people call a pterra dacktel
2006-12-27 00:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by help:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this is a tricky situation. Okay, the first thing you do is get him a kitkat bar. While he's eating it, throw an above ground swimming pool at it. If you did it right, the pterra dacktel will turn into a vampire. This is good because you can communicate with it. Now you ask the vampire what he wants and he will say one of the two things: 1.blood, 2.jennifer lopez. Now if he asks for blood, take a knife and rip yourself open. Let him get blood. Then he'll politely leave. If he asks for Jennifer Lopez, your screwed. GOOD LUCK!
2006-12-27 16:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by patobrian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's never good! It happened to me once but then the smoke cleared...
Well the noise mean she wants to come in open up the window and give er a bath! The when she/he is done in the shower through a kit kat bar at em and run AWAY! move far away and don't tell the person u sell the house to that theres a mythical bird in your tub.
2006-12-27 16:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by Angel M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw a kitkat bar as far away from your house as possible. Maybe it will go for it and leave you alone. Lol.
2006-12-26 22:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by comeundone4162 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a retarted question lol!!
But anyway keep giving it kitkats lol!!!!
2006-12-30 20:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by BEYONCE 4EVA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is like the dumbest question, I have ever heard. Someone, needs to stop giving you the pills or weed that you have inhaled.
2006-12-26 22:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by Riley S 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
watching PeeWees Playhouse????
2006-12-26 22:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jeezuss Jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up:)
2006-12-26 22:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by barefoot }i{ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋