I enjoy wearing a Jar Jar Binks costume all day, everyday. I also behave like Jar Jar, making loud noises and throwing things around. Anyway, I was hired to play Santa claus at a local children's center on christmas day. I decided the children would be much happier if they could see Jar Jar on christmas then dumb old santa, so when I showed up, I was dressed as Jar Jar instead, but the guy who runs it got all mad and said to dress as santa right now! I told him to go 'F' himself, and this is how I was dressing. He FIRED me, and quick put a santa costume on himself. I knew the children were as outraged as me and wanted me to avenge the christmas that this guy ruined. So I ran up to the tree and started stomping on presents. I pulled the tree down and screamed like tarzan. I ran screaming around the room, taking kid's toys and smashing them. People started chasing me and I ran up to santa and punched him in the face! A few guys tackled me, and I was arrested! Can I sue for what they did?
2006-12-26 12:16:20 · 13 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You are a moron. See a therapist.
2006-12-26 12:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by Katie T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to sue them! You were hired to dress up as Santa not Jar Jar, Tarzan, Casper...... No you can not sue them!
2006-12-26 20:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by M R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your either kidding or your one Crazy SOB.....
If that really did happen "COO COO" then all the kids have the right to hate you and the man in the suit has the right and should sue the heck out of you.
Then have you committed to the closest
Nut House............
2006-12-26 20:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Bridget 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all youre an idiot. that being said-nice story, although i would have been something else..jar jar isdumb
2006-12-26 20:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by psychoticangel_kitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but they can sue you. Doubt they will get much though, idiot's pockets are normally shallow!
2006-12-26 20:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you can b/c the force is strong in you.
Thanks for the laugh
2006-12-26 20:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by yo mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just mean those poor kids had to stand there and watch all of that you just a jerk and you need help!
2006-12-26 20:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, good God . . . YOU'RE back. Shouldn't you be lying in a crater with that white supremacist idiot?
2006-12-26 23:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
That is pretty silly!
2006-12-27 06:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're kidding, right?
2006-12-26 20:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥Jade♥~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋