I decided to combine the two greatest things of the modern age. The first is Jar Jar Binks, the second is the heroic efforts fo TRUTH.COM. Basically, I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume around and help people quit smoking. I saw a man smoking outside of a office building so I ran up, screamed in his face, and sprayed him with a supersoaker until the cigarette went out. He screamed and yelled and chased me! Then I saw a woman in a car smoking at a red light! I stood in front of the car and banged on the hood, while screaming jibberish until she realized I wanted the cigarette out. Then I saw a woman with a baby stroller, and I wanted to warn the baby not to smoke before he starts, so I ran up, pushed the mom out of the way, screamed in the baby's face, dumped a bottle of water on his head. and then threw a handful of Truth.com pamplets in the stroller! The mom screamed and yelled! Am I a hero for doing these things?
2006-12-26 12:08:47 · 7 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yes yes you are a hero
you help complete strangers and try to help them better themselves
you flourish others lives with jar jar binks the movie has passed but thanks to you jar jar will not soon be forgotten
i applaud you
you are a hero
2006-12-27 14:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by niffirg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a hero for all the star trekkies out there. BTW, that band you mentioned is full of a lot of no talent idiots.
2006-12-26 20:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! people won't listen or care what you say if you do thoughs things!Make a mado and put it on a shirt.Then sell the shirts to people!Just don't sell them to people who do smoke!I still can't belive you did thoughs things!
2006-12-26 20:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by hott_mama313 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not wise to do these things to people.
You need help, honey. Talk to your parents or your doctor.
2006-12-26 20:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by childofGod 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're my hero. You keep on keeping on hero.
2006-12-26 20:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you are for real ....FRUIT LOOP
if as i hope this is a wind up LMAO
2006-12-26 20:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by Alec Oddly IV 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah sure.
2006-12-26 20:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by Babycakes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋