A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," he says.
2006-12-26 11:10:15 · 21 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "It cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice".
"So I switched the heads".
2006-12-26 11:10:35 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! IT TOOK ME A LITTLE WHILE TO GET IT BUT WHEN I DID I ALMOST PEED MYSELF! that was funny!
2006-12-26 11:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by MICKIE JAMES #1 FAN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but you didn't tell it right. The second widow can't complain, because all she wanted was for her husband to look nice, which he probably did. The first widow, however, stipulated that her husband should be dressed in blue. And he wasn't, he was in black with some other geezer's head on his shoulders.
Apart from that little technicality, it's hilarious.
2006-12-26 11:24:30 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iss wicket slurring ont de nobble callink off untertaker. wen I hed verk in untertaker I never dis no heppen, usual tdey nick de clove after de vewink and flog dem on, also de body for skellington and weigh de coffin exact wit sand in bagg.
Yew brink disonner on nobble callink.
2006-12-26 12:15:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow
2006-12-26 21:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!! Do you want to hear another dead joke? Did you hear the one about the Dallas Cowboys? (sorry...)
2006-12-26 11:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww thats real messed up man, i would hate it if that happened to me, lol great joke 110/100
2006-12-26 11:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did that make him black and blue ? haha
2006-12-26 11:12:33 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one caught me off guard.. good one.. I couldn't see where it was headed..
2006-12-26 11:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh noo hahaha i didnt see that coming
2006-12-27 11:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL. I Loved it, totally unexpected!
2006-12-26 23:59:44 · answer #10 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋