A guy walks in the bar and sees a young fellow sitting by himself in the bar table. He goes up to the guy and takes his drink from him and downs it all in one sip. The young guy begins to cry. The other guy says "Hey man, i was just playing with ya, i'll buy you another drink."
The young guy says "no, i'm not crying because of that. It's because I had a really horrible day today. I went to work really late for the millionth time and got fired, i lost my wallet, when i went out i found that somebody stole my car, i took a cab to go home and saw my wife having sex with my best friend, as i was walking to get to the bar some young punks in the street started to beat the hell out of me and when I finally got here to end my life, you come along and drink my poison."
2006-12-26 11:08:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha that's a good one!!!
2006-12-26 11:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by YeahYeahYeah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about this one....Two guys go into a gay bar. When they begin to sit at the bar, one of the guys says to the other, "Do you need help to push in your stool?"
I heard that today...I mean no disrespect, but I thought it was kind of funny.
2006-12-26 11:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Touche!
2006-12-26 11:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 stars!!
Thanks for the laugh
☼
2006-12-26 11:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL(roll on the floor laughing)!!!
2006-12-26 13:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by iSEEaLIONrawr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaha that is the most hilarious joke i have ever heard in my entire life!!!!!!!!! Thank YOU so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)=)
2006-12-26 11:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Ah, Justice! LOL.
2006-12-28 22:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaaa thats cruel but HILARIOUS.
Cheers
-Dee
2006-12-26 12:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-12-26 11:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get it. but i like the part i do get!
2006-12-26 11:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋