A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.?
“This is a stickup!” He yells. “Put all your dough in a bag!”
“Don’t shoot,” pleads the barkeep. “I’ll do whatever you say!”
The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, “All right, now give me a bl.ow job!”
“Anything!” cries the bartender. “Just don’t shoot!”
The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.
The bartender picks the gun up off the floor and hands it back to the robber. “Hold the gun, dammit,” he says. “One of my friends might walk in!”
2006-12-26 10:40:48 · 11 answers · asked by Love Me♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Forcing him to do what?
2006-12-26 10:46:05 · update #1
The bartender enjoys it, but he wants his friends to think that he's only doing it because the robber is forcing him to do so.
2006-12-26 10:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by Random G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The robber was actually asking for a drink called ********, but the bartender gave him a ******** instead and wanted the gun held to his head, to keep his friends from finding out.
2006-12-26 11:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by PPrincess5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
akward! um obviosly the bartender was getting really into after awhile and he didnt want anyone to find out he liked it- this explains why robbers shoudnt go without girlfriends
2006-12-26 11:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was like a fantasy role-playing thing between a female bartender and her boyfriend
2006-12-26 11:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by white.devil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he like what he is doing to the guy so when he droped the gun he gave it bake so he can keep blowing the guy and so if any of firends walk in it looks like he blowing the man because the robber is make him do it
2006-12-26 10:51:31 · answer #5 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bartender is liking the ******* but he doesnt want his friends to see him doing it so the excuse he uses is that the robber is forcing him..u never heard of *******?
2006-12-26 11:27:00 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He actually likes doing the oral sex, but he doesn't want his gfreinds to know
2006-12-26 11:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was just working for the tip
2006-12-26 11:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by scotty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross. are you sure dud isn't a female?
2006-12-26 11:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it.
2006-12-26 11:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by jazz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋