2006-12-26 10:28:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
1. Pick your nose.
2. Whistle the Superman theme song as you are about to penetrate.
3. Order pizza (while she's blowing you).
4. Vomit at the sight of her nakedness.
5. Allow her to c*m. Orgasms are meant for men only and women should just be there to please you at the click of your fingers. Nothing more, nothing less.
2006-12-26 22:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Oliver T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Don't act on a girl if you don't know what the hell you are doing.
2.Fart,burp,other dumb noises or making in the sort.
3.Don't talk on the phone to your boys.
4.Don't sit there an eat or watch T.V.
5.Don't ask stupid questions and say something stupid.
Got More But You Just Said 5 Things.
2006-12-26 12:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by hclover21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Talk about other women.
2. Sleep (only after I'm asleep).
3. Argue.
4. Snore.
5. Neglectful (like forgetting to adjust my covers or AC/heater)
2006-12-26 10:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by OC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Talk about his ex gf or wife 2. Do not ever fart in bed. 3. Tell a woman that he has had better. Of course, this is if you do not plan to see her again. lol 4. Tell her she smells after sex. Unfortunately, some women do not douche. hahaha 5. Do not ask her to compare you to her other lovers. You might be disappointed. lol
2006-12-26 10:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by Big C 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do not come to bed with teeth not brushed
Do not call out another womans name during sex
Don't just satisfy your needs ,make sure you satisfy her too:)
Try not to fart, Silent ones are the most dangerous
Don't steal the covers :)
2006-12-26 10:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Shem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Bark like a dog.
2. Invite friends.
3. Experiment with explosive and/or flammable substances.
4. Have a seizure.
5. Dig for buried treasure.
2006-12-26 10:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Okay well...number one is obviously DON'T SAY ANOTHER WOMAN'S NAME.
I'd say don't fart, but my boyfriend did, nothing happened, we laughed and kept doing our stuff.
2. Don't fall asleep while you're having sex with her.
3. You could orgasm after her, but it's better when you orgasm WITH HER.
4. Don't start talking about unimportant things that don't matter at the time.
5. Please don't get up to go watch your football game or go on Myspace.
That's about it.
2006-12-26 10:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about other women
Say a single negative thing about the woman--body, style, personality
Be "selfish"
Act like it's her responsibility to get things started
Eat crackers
2006-12-26 10:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by sixgun 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Clip his toe or fingernails (ouch!)
Fart then lift the covers up
Sleep in the middle
Deny me putting my cold feet on him to warm up
Lie (about anything!)
2006-12-26 10:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Say anyone elses name but the girl you are with
2) Say, "Huh?" if she said something in the heat of passion and you didn't hear it.
3) Imitate Carl from "Slingblade" (e.g. "I reckon this is the best booty I ever had, m'hmmm")
4) Say, "Can you move? I can't see the T.V"
5) Answer the phone!!
2006-12-26 10:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by Jose C 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋