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I'm thinking at least 10 percent should go to Habib for introducing me to whatever floating bunny in the sky that told me to drink more vodka to find enlightenment. This jack rabbit of all trades, also told me to find the golden flashing carrot on the nearby highway for further instruction. As of right now, I'm typing to you on my blackberry while the non belivers are cursing my pilmgare to the holy temple of the flashing carrot.

2006-12-26 10:16:46 · 5 answers · asked by dirk diggler 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

5 answers

hey it is ur money and u can give it to whomever u please

2006-12-26 10:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0 0

No more than 5% of the gift purchased, or 10% of your yearly wages, is perfectly acceptable. Also, don't forget to spill some libations when visiting the temple: bless the messenger as well as the destination.

2006-12-26 10:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Khnopff71 7 · 1 0

Sounds like that is your CHURCH. But you are probably giving at least 10% of your income to it already. However, when you run out of money, you will be excommunicated from that church.

2006-12-26 11:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it is like
I know the voices aren't real
but some of their ideas sound good
keep drinking loser.

2006-12-26 10:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0 0

Satan is knocking on your back door

2006-12-26 10:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by spanky 6 · 0 0

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