“This is a stickup!” He yells. “Put all your dough in a bag!”
“Don’t shoot,” pleads the barkeep. “I’ll do whatever you say!”
The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, “All right, now give me a bl.ow job!”
“Anything!” cries the bartender. “Just don’t shoot!”
The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.
The bartender picks the gun up off the floor and hands it back to the robber. “Hold the gun, dammit,” he says. “One of my friends might walk in!”
2006-12-26 09:40:26 · 9 answers · asked by homo.jesus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-26 09:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by Grrr! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Even more funny is I think that is what will happen in real life.
2006-12-26 09:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny (7/10).
2006-12-26 10:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats disgusting
2006-12-26 13:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck, and not funny on any level.
2006-12-26 09:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
2006-12-26 09:44:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny
2006-12-26 10:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!
2006-12-26 09:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-26 10:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋