It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack...give the frog a loan....?

Question

That's the punch-line...you do the story, I'll tell my version after a while...

It's the punch line to a joke, a pun if you will...you write the joke...of course its a play on "knick-knack patty-wack, give the dog a bone"

now tell the joke, please

to be more exact, her name is Patricia Whack...but you just about got it...looked it up on the net, didn't ya?

Answer 1

It's the former Canadian government giving contracts to the Quebec people to have fun with.

Answer 2

This is a joke about a frog who goes into a bank. He needs to get a loan (to pay for ???). The loan officer that he meets with is named Patty Whack. She tells the frog that he is unable to get a loan because he has no credit rating, no collateral, etc. So the frog goes home and comes back with his grandmother's antique porcelean musicbox. When he meets with the loan officer again, she tells him that she doesn't know what the musicbox is for, and that she still can't help him because he has nothing to put up against the value of the loan. At that moment, the president of the bank is walking by, glances over at the item that the frog has brought in, and says...

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack... give the frog a loan!"

Answer 3

KERRY'S FAMOUS FROG JOKE A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." It really is better when Kerry tells it.

Answer 4

There was this young British frog who needed an auto loan. He goes to the bank to fill out the paperwork, but is told by the loan officer, Ms. Patty Whack that he needs something to use as collateral. At this point, he digs in his pocket and takes out a porcelain frog with a large tongue and asks, "Will this work for collateral?"

Patty doesn't know what to do, so she calls her manager in. The manager comes and Patty tells him about the porcelain frog. The manager recognizes the frog as a rare one, with the tongue being made in the likeness of Mick Jagger's tongue. Upon asking the young gentlemen where he got the frog, the young gentlemen tells the manager it was a gift to him from his father, who got it from an adoring fan who knew of Mick's love of frogs.

At this point, the bank manager turns to Patty and tells her, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."

Answer 5

It's knick-knack Patty Whack...give the cat a booty smack

Answer 6

Its, knick knack, paddywack, give the DOG a Bone..

pln

Answer 7

Mr. Froggy went a courting and he did ride (uh huh uh huh) Mr. Froggy went a courtin and he ride (uh huh uh huh) Mr. Froggy went a courtin and he did ride with a sword and a pistol by his side(uh huh). He went to the bank to get a loan. (uh huh uh huh) He went to the bank to get a loan (uh huh uh huh) Little did he that Miss Patty Whack was at the main counter counting her cash. (Uh huh) He walked in and acted all mean (uh huh uh huh) He walked in and acted all mean (uh huh uh huh) Miss Patty Whack turned around and fainted at what she had found (uh huh) She screamed and kicked like a karate chick (uh huh uh huh) She kicked and screamed like a karate chick (uh huh uh huh) Then Mr. Froggy turned and said give me loan or i'll shoot you dead (uh huh) Miss Patty whack called the manager (uh huh uh huh) Miss Patty whack phoned the manager (uh huh uh huh) The manager came and shook his hand and called to Mr Froggy to his office (uh huh) He looked at Mr. Froggy (uh huh uh huh) He looked at Mr. Froggy (uh huh uh huh) and then he said----- It's a knick-knack patty wack...... give this frog a loan!

lol!!

Answer 8

ok