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'cause if so, count me out.

The only way to cope with born again christianity is with beer.

2006-12-26 09:14:48 · 29 answers · asked by devlsadvoct 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

29 answers

No, if you become a BAC, you can't buy beer at all again, unless you are very rich or lead a huge evangelical congregation hellbent on changing American history to support the creation of a Christianized USA.

2006-12-26 09:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If you are a "Born-Again Christian" you wouldn't be worried when you could buy your next beer, Jesus is so much more fulfilling than beer. I have tried both.

2006-12-26 09:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara J 1 · 0 0

You guys... it isn't a sin to drink if you are a Christian. I am born again and love my wine, margaritas and Long Island Iced Teas. The bible just says do not become drunk. Good grief, give God a break, after all He created you. If you even knew a little bit about Him, you would see that He isn't this kill joy. He created sex and turned water into wine... read your bible. Regardless of how you feel and what you say, He still loves you.

2006-12-26 09:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by msjkcjw 2 · 2 0

Why would you need to? Being a christian is diffrent because you've God. i have been a christian my entire existence and besides the indisputable fact that it at the same time as i replaced into 11 that i gave my existence to him and replaced into born back. i wager u ought to say i modify for God in an excellent way. Being atheist is diffrent good?Why would you need to? even although i disagree on what u practice, i understand for confident you may be born back to christianity. who's the noodle guy?

2016-12-01 04:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I am certain that your mother is so very proud of you, coming up with something as clever as this.


I have read where people say if God was love, then why would he, or how could he be so cruel as to send someone to hell. For now on, I have a point of reference. People who mock his existence, where exactly are they suppose to go? So, if he were to send you to hell, is he actually the one being cruel? Because after all, you were the one who was first being cruel by what you say about him.

You WILL face him on judgement day, whether you believe it or not.

2006-12-26 09:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by †♥mslamom♥† 3 · 1 0

It's OK. Born agains can't drink beer, but fortunately they are allowed to take valium. Same difference.

2006-12-26 09:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

If you are truly born again it means that you are giving up your fleshly desires to glorify the spirit. Therefore you should not need alcohol to make you happy. If the only way you can cope is with alcohol, there are support groups for that.

2006-12-26 09:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

You're a strange one, that's for sure. What ever you do is up to you.
I don't think the drinking part matters that much. You are so strange. I think you should get your priorities in order before you make any life changing decisions, hun.

2006-12-26 09:19:51 · answer #8 · answered by morgan_ayn 2 · 1 1

Naw.....They allow you to have a beer from day one. Just don't over drink and you will be ok.

2006-12-26 09:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No - trolls can drink at 21 even though their mental age is much younger.

2006-12-26 09:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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