I prefer hookers, wine and fish.
2006-12-26 07:53:58 · 14 answers · asked by jorluke 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would tell God I was bored and am guilty of curiosity and humor. If such crimes exist I wouldn't want to go to heaven.
2006-12-26 08:10:44 · update #1
no................................................. sorry that was neither funny nor did you get your point through
2006-12-26 07:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll bring the wine if you'll bring the fish! Hookers though? well ok if you provide the hookers- I guess they are for your enjoyment not mine!
2006-12-26 16:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 CORINTHIANS 1:18 - For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
You are wanting to stir up anger and hostility. To you, I say thank you for finding me worthy enough to be persecuted for my Savior's sake.
Surely you have better things to do with yourself?
I pray He blesses your socks off...
2006-12-26 16:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man, you should be really proud of that statement...what you going to do when you have to stand before the Lord??????
2006-12-26 15:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by brandi from texas 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that Jesus was the Messiah...sorry.
2006-12-26 16:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by Just Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
perfect i am an alcoholic hooker,,, and i smell like fish ,,, does this mean i am in ????
2006-12-26 16:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by sara c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!
Okay get back to sleep, you are suffering from hallucinations :P
2006-12-26 16:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you need help, professional help that is!
2006-12-26 15:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Umm Ali 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm taking my clothes off right.......NOW.
2006-12-26 15:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by sydgoldkid 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow. congratulations..... have fun burning in hell
2006-12-26 15:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by nuggget. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, No, and no,no,no.
2006-12-26 15:56:33 · answer #11 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋