As opposed to the basement where the boiler and Freddy Kreuger will get me....
Do the Angels in heaven wear white coats and scrubs and do you get rec time?
2006-12-26 07:50:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know you get a laugh out of asking questions like this, but you should be asking "Who's the master!?"
2006-12-26 07:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by mufasa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's all this obsession with "white"? Why can't the walls be purple or black?!
The angels in heaven wear nothing and scrub you during rec time. Enjoy.
LOL
2006-12-26 15:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello =)
What is most interesting is that you view the universe as a sort of psychiatric hospital model.
Fascinating.
Have you ever been hospitalized before??
Do you, or have you ever felt confused on the issue of your therapist, and his possible role as a "creator-god"??
My my my.....
Lie down on my couch, if you like....
Me?? I'm just a Buddhist, but you can call me Herr Doktor, if you like......
Namaste, and Happy Holidays...
--Tom (AKA Siegmund)
2006-12-26 15:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by glassnegman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
forget about it heaven has been sold to the devil ,because hell is full up and nobody was getting to heaven anymore
better become Pagan.and when you die,you get to go to the happy hunting grounds or party in Valhallah
where they barbeque Christians.
or be in Heaven on Earth and you dont have to die first to get there
2006-12-26 15:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I sure hope that you will post sensible questions in 2007, as this years have been so banal and stupid.
2006-12-26 15:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christan mythology is wrong. Instead of living a lie, enjoy life on earth while you have it.
2006-12-26 15:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by Sleep deprived 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
anyone that does not accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
2006-12-26 15:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, since those of us who believe in gods (plural) and goblins or faeries, elves, dragons, what-have-you, don't believe in heaven either, if you start believing in them you certainly won't go to heaven.
You will be reincarnated, however. :-)
)O(
2006-12-26 15:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by thelittlemerriemaid 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No.
2006-12-26 15:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by Minister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny!
2006-12-26 15:52:52 · answer #10 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋