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that she got for x-mas, I got it spinning so fast it left a burn on one of my testicles and the other one is the size of a grapefruit, woe is me, what to do, can you help?

2006-12-26 07:05:30 · 16 answers · asked by seahawk 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

teeyodi, I couldn't, your Mom's head was under it at the time.

2006-12-26 07:10:01 · update #1

More like one of my ?'s b?

2006-12-26 07:18:21 · update #2

16 answers

I know EXACTLY the perfect remedy for that dilemma ;)

2006-12-26 07:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by brazenone 3 · 2 0

Dude you are seriously a glutton for punishment, first the shaving incident and now a hula hoop. What you really need is a nice warm wrap around jacket, padded room and some serious drugs. At least until the wounds heal.

2006-12-26 08:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by Quix 3 · 2 0

Oh! I forgot approximately hula hoops! i could never use them around my waist, yet i became somewhat sturdy at twirling them on my wrists, throwing them up in the air, and catching them on the different arm! My cousins and that i used to play circus like that! lol!

2016-10-28 10:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have to wonder why you were playing with a child's toy in the first place? Not to mention that you seem to have been nude at the time. A hula hoop is meant to be around the waist not your private parts. I hope that this is just some kind of sick joke however if not then you got exactly what was coming to you for being stupid.

2006-12-26 07:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by kbrearley2001 2 · 0 3

obviously you sue the hula hoop manufacturer, the store that sells the hula hoop, and your god daughters legal guardians...

2006-12-26 07:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by myhugsx5 2 · 2 0

um the hoola hoop goes around your waist! Next time remember that. lol

2006-12-26 07:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by Hear2Help 2 · 1 0

My condolences first of all and tons of ice to ease the swelling. All men feel your pain.

2006-12-26 07:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Michael K 4 · 0 0

i really hope you're joking, but on the off chance that this actually happened, make an appointment to see the urologist.

2006-12-26 07:09:55 · answer #8 · answered by babycakes 3 · 0 1

I never thought i would quote this song but here goes, "ICE,ICE,BABY". oh yeah, and stop playing with girl crap,what's the matter with you?

2006-12-26 07:09:50 · answer #9 · answered by dfalllenangel 2 · 0 0

You should go directly to the Police station and turn yourself in. You should not be allowed around people, and definately never around any children.

2006-12-26 07:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick G 4 · 1 2

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