I offer my forgiveness, and eternal life (in the phantom zone), yet many of you do not worship me. Why not? What possible reason do you have not to worship me?
Kneel before Zod!
2006-12-26 06:45:58 · 19 answers · asked by Zod 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmm... this "C4ndyGirl" says I have no life... Indeed, I AM a fictional character... and truly not worth worshipping... But this fictional character "God" of which you speak... for some reason... he is more worthy of worship than I?
Explain please... or kneel!
2006-12-26 06:51:52 · update #1
You just made me realize how many people out there have nothing better to do with their lives, so they come on here and behave like children. I am very sorry that you really have nothing better to do with your life, but you do show how much people really need Jesus.
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He is indeed more worthy then any human being on the planet. He is the Creator of everything, and the one who gives grace and mercy upon those who believe Him. He came down in human form to die for everyone on the earth, including you. He knew you before you were even conceived in your mothers womb, and had a plan for you. However, from your actions I can assume that you have not taken His road in your life, which I am sorry for. Gods plan for us is perfect, even if we follow it and think it's not what we want, that's probably because its not, but nonetheless its perfect. He is my Savior, my Redeemer, my Father, I worship God, and God alone. And He is not fictional, I have seen His work, and cannot deny it, just as Romans 1:20 states. He has worked in my life in ways that I know have to be from a higher being then I, because I have overcome obstacles I thought I never would. God is undeniable, some people are just too blinded by what they want, and what they think they need to really see Him.
2006-12-26 06:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sod off Zod
2006-12-26 14:50:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Zod! You can't give me any of those things. I bow to a much higher power.
You ARE amusing, though. You might have a career in stand up comedy.
2006-12-26 14:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by kj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, Zod. You'll have to prove you exist before I kneel before you. I'm just kind of a jerk that way...
2006-12-26 15:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zod is a false prophet; accept mutterhals as your lord and savior...
Hey look, a convert!
2006-12-26 14:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by mutterhalls 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't do kneeling - I'd never be able to get back up off the floor!!
2006-12-26 14:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy Blue Beetle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man, you're a day late and a dollar short. I just converted to Pastafariansim. No kneeling necessary :)
2006-12-26 14:50:20 · answer #7 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are not worth worshiping.
2006-12-26 14:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zod? I squat when I zod !
2006-12-26 14:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
easy points haha
2006-12-26 14:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Emily ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋