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pick the month you were born in

1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I jacked
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - your mom
09 - a jew
10 - a homo
11 - a bisexual
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a milf
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - a easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

2006-12-26 06:23:24 · 46 answers · asked by Flafibopsicles 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

i ran shirtless with a pickle because im a pimp n your jealous

2006-12-26 06:26:29 · update #1

mk its funnier here than on yspace
becuz you get sooo many more answers
myspce is kool but i like answers too

2006-12-26 06:28:26 · update #2

mk you ppl rock! lol
this is very funny

2006-12-26 06:41:37 · update #3

46 answers

Mine says I killed Santa because i smoke crack! Hilarious!! Thanks girl. I really loved doing this.

2006-12-26 06:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1 0

rattling when I first observed this quest i presumed condomss haha uhhh..... magic mushrooms hahaa shaggy dog tale um...... yeah condoms and candy. basically make beneficial whilst ur procuring it the guy on the counter knws ur no longer a prostitue or some thing hahah coz which would be alott of condoms.

2016-10-28 10:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i banged paris hilton and smoked with her cat because i hate my life as a crackhead with noodles in place of great abs (my multiple personality disorder rears it's head at the worst of conceivable times!)

2006-12-26 06:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by insaneasylummmmm 1 · 3 0

i ate out a bag of weed because im a pimp and your jealous

2006-12-26 06:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by barrett p 1 · 1 0

I smoked with a bisexual because I'm a pimp and your jealous! Hell yeah...wait what did I smoke?

2006-12-26 06:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 1 0

I jacked an easter egg because I had to. {My friend}
I killed a milf because I have abs. {Brother}
I needed a bisexual because I've got abs. {Dad}
I needed an easter egg because the lil people told me. {Mom}
I ran naked with my ex because I have AMAZING boobs. {Me}


{Me that's true. The boobs part!!!)

2006-12-26 06:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 1 0

I killed Santa Claus because I'm a pimp and you're jealous. Ha ha ha! That was really funnny! Ha ha ha!

2006-12-26 06:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by sunny_marika 5 · 1 0

I ran shirtless with a bisexual; because I'm beautiful!

2006-12-26 06:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I ate out your mom because i'm a pimp and your jealous...ahh that is fun

2006-12-26 06:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by chavito 5 · 1 0

I ran naked with a milf because I'm beautiful with double D's.



MJ

2006-12-26 06:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 2 0

I cuddled with a home cuz i had to thats funny

2006-12-26 11:05:00 · answer #11 · answered by Gator Girl 5 · 0 0

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