You are not God, I hope.
2006-12-26 06:18:34 · 16 answers · asked by Adam 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I assume you aren'tJesus because you are askingreally stupid questions on theinternet. Jesus would be to busy to play on here.
2006-12-26 06:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before Jesus left after his first appearance on earth He said he would return in the clouds with thousands of angels and every eye would see him. Since this has not happened you cannot be Him. Through faith you can choose to be a disciple of His though. I hope you will.
2006-12-26 06:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by tmack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not Jesus because the one true Jesus would not (in my opinion) have to ask the question and I will not go into any religious theorys or opinions, I'll just leave my answer as it is
2006-12-26 06:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not Jesus, you are Adam.
How do I know?
I read your name. And if you were as cool as Jesus... then you wouldn't lie and say your name is Adam...right? Right!
I am not God... I am God's daughter!
2006-12-26 06:20:18 · answer #4 · answered by I am Crystal S. 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I'll be kind- how do you know you exist?
It is said that if one thinks then one is, but run that past the Socratic technique and old Soc will blow it out of the water. You*won't* be able to proove you exist. Now where's your safe little world?.... I told you, I'm being kind.
Here's a trick that comes to us when we become vastly read- love society.- it keeps us safe...... Bring delight to your wife [or husband] and seek to bring joy to the world and all is fine.
2006-12-26 06:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by Put_ya_mitts_up 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Jesus is dead. Only his spirit lives on. Kinda like Santa Claus. No disprespect intended.
2006-12-26 06:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know your name, but my Lord Jesus will come the second time with the big noise.
2006-12-26 06:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by The Daughter of the King, BaC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your stomach is sticking out and your breath doesn't smell like beer. We are talking about my next door neighbor Jesus Hernandez?
2006-12-26 06:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by prizelady88 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do you fulfill prophecy in the bible by name, date, address, and mission as Jesus, Muhammad, The Bab, Baha'u'llah and Baha'u'llahs establisher do? If so send them on to me so I can see the evidence.
2006-12-26 06:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by regmor12 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The scriptures say when Christ comes again the whole world will know it at once.
2006-12-26 06:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by djm749 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋