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your family will be eaten by a gang of AIDS-infected blood thirsty zombie junkies

And you thought your piddling eternal damnation was bad...

2006-12-26 06:02:56 · 8 answers · asked by mutterhalls 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

While I already worship you [or at least would love the chance to :)], I feel I must point out that Zombies cannot be infected with the AIDS virus....they are already infected with the Solanum virus, which kills EVERYTHING (even carrion birds will not eat the flesh of a zombie.... )

2006-12-26 06:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 3 3

Having known someone with AIDs, I say your humor is seriously lacking.

2006-12-26 14:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by sister steph 6 · 2 2

Sounds as though they have already gotten to you. Too bad. YBIC

2006-12-26 14:09:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Whatever.

2006-12-26 14:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by robedzombiesoul 4 · 1 0

I'm not going to accept anyone as my saviour because I don't believe in Original Sin so I don't need to be saved.

2006-12-26 14:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 1 4

my death on Earth will be nothing compared to the eternal life that I hope to enjoy in Heaven.

your death is all you have to look forward to, unless you can make the correct choice.

2006-12-26 14:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 1 4

zombies rule....AIDS, eh, not so much.

2006-12-26 14:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 4 1

no such thing as this garbage

2006-12-26 14:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by spanky 6 · 1 4

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