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Isn't there someone who you would rather pretend runs the universe? Maybe Dumbledore, or the Electric Grandmother? Or something else?

2006-12-26 05:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by dissolute_chemical 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

Perhaps you should upgrade your understanding of just who and what God is before abandoning Him.

Just a suggestion.

For your own good.

2006-12-26 06:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ive decided to stick with Santa Claus.... He brings gifts of love and joy to the world (rather than suffering and misery as a test of faith), and if you screw up you get a lump of coal and a chance again next year...beats eternal damnation any day.

2006-12-26 13:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 0

A written fiction?? Ohhh you mean Darwins "Origin of Species" ohhh ok,,I understand

2006-12-26 13:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Can we vote.

Because I vote for Dumbledore!

2006-12-26 13:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by A 6 · 0 0

God is pretend. No different from the God of Waffles and the Steam-Vac Goddess.

2006-12-26 13:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0 0

You are the one drawing the limits, tube job.

2006-12-26 13:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by DATA DROID 4 · 1 0

Only if you don't mind frying in a lake of fire for ever and ever and ever.

But go ahead.

That's what I did, and it feels great!!!

2006-12-26 14:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by yomama 2 · 0 0

how about the Flying Spaghetti monster.

2006-12-26 13:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by Poo 3 · 0 0

Yes.
We need to download God v2.13

2006-12-26 13:56:22 · answer #9 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0 0

The person should be alive.

2006-12-26 13:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 0 0

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