A man and his neighbor were heading out to their local golf course for a game on a sunny afternoon. The man arrived at the course, but he was waiting for quite a while, as his neighbor hadn’t turned up yet. Then he noticed a chap, a good acquaintance of his, carrying a golf bag walking there and waving “Hi”. The man called out to him,
MAN: "Would you like to join me for a game?"
CHAP: "Sure, I’ll be glad to join you."
So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the chap. Part way around the course, the man asks the chap,
MAN: "What do you do for a living?"
CHAP: "I'm a hit man."
MAN: "You're joking!"
CHAP: "No, I'm not,"
The chap reaches out into his golf bag, and pulls out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
CHAP: "Here are my tools."
MAN: "That's a beautiful telescopic sight; can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."
(contd. below...)
2006-12-26 05:42:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.
MAN: "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. I can see my wife in the bedroom. Haha, I can see she's naked! But, wait a minute, I can see my neighbor as well, and what’s he doing in there…He’s naked as well! The b****!"
MAN: (turning to the chap) "How much do you charge for a hit?"
CHAP: "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."
MAN: "Can you do two for me now?"
CHAP: "Sure, what do you want?"
MAN: "First, shoot my wife; she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then my neighbor, just shoot his cock off to teach him a lesson."
The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
MAN: "Are you going to do it or not?”
CHAP: "Just wait a moment, be patient, I think I can save you a thousand dollars here..."
2006-12-26 05:42:54 · update #1
OMG !!!!! LOL HARD !!!! I REALLY LIKED IT !!! BEST 1 YET ! 1-10 thats an 11* !!!
2006-12-26 06:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by Missy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute..lol
2006-12-26 13:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was 2 long to read all of it
2006-12-26 14:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by ningenius+.+ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wasn't the shooter
2006-12-26 13:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
yea
2006-12-26 13:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by Dawg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was very hilarious
2006-12-26 13:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by kasse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... funny
2006-12-26 13:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by Wiked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahaha!
2006-12-26 14:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha that was great! thanks so much that made my day! lmao!!
2006-12-26 13:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one, thanks for the laugh
2006-12-26 13:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋