best one gets 10 points
2006-12-26 05:39:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
2006-12-26 05:40:43 · answer #1 · answered by Wael K 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
"someday someone is going to come along and put the pieces of my heart back together. Im just worried about the one piece they wont be able to find: the one piece to make the puzzle complete: the peice you took the day you walked away"
( its not one line but watever )
2006-12-26 14:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by emolover9371 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your stupid. Do I get my 10 points now?
2006-12-26 15:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one is the worst!!
"Hey girl, do you have a man?"
Girl looks at lame boy and says, "Yes, I do." And looks away.
Lame boy persists with the worst one liner ever,
"Can't you have friends?"
Please boys, men or whoever... don't ever use this line!!! No, we don't want to be your friend....
2006-12-26 13:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes
2006-12-26 14:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by Alila 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I and a beautiful lady were colleagues in a computer lab, I would say:
"Just because our computers are incompatible with each other, it doesn't mean that we are :-)"
2006-12-26 13:52:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you looking for Mr. Right? Or Mr. Right Now?
2006-12-26 13:40:47 · answer #7 · answered by Drew P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a cow laughs, does millk come out of it's nose?
2006-12-26 14:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Killing Loneliness♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont mak some1 ur everythin cuz win ther gon u hav nothin
2006-12-26 13:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like, "If I melted dry ice, could I swim in it without getting wet?"
That's just cute.
2006-12-26 13:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
best 1 liner i have heard is im here now wats your next wish. hahahahaa
2006-12-26 15:27:24 · answer #11 · answered by jamie small 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋