2006-12-26 05:08:51 · 4 answers · asked by bastaad 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how does good king wensleslas like his pizza
deep pan crisp and even
How does Father Christmas climb up a chimney?
He uses a ladder in the stocking!
Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one
Who wrote the book Christmas Decorations?
Miss L Toe
What do you call just married spiders?
Newly-webs.
How do you start a pudding race?
Sago
How does Jack Frost get to work?
By icicle!
What did the guest sing at the snowman's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!
Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
It went with a bang!
How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?
Tell them a joke on Christmas Eve!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do rocket scientists get?
Missile-toe!
Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
2006-12-27 11:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by marina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy Christmas Cracker Jokes
2016-12-14 19:00:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What animal would you like to be on a cold day ? A little otter !!!
What made the tide turn ? The Sea Weed
Why did`nt Eve get the measles ? Because she`d Adam
2006-12-27 01:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by hbk13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what would happen if pigs could fly?
bacon would go up!
2006-12-27 23:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by la de da 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋