Doctor,Doctor, after the operation on my hands will i be able to play the piano?
Of course, mr Jones!
Well that's brilliant - because I can't now!
2006-12-26 05:05:50 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry - can't say I think much of that one - was that one out of a Christmas cracker?
2006-12-26 05:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke!
Same as fol: -
"Dr, Dr, would I be able to read after having spectacles?"
"Yes! Mr Jones! Why not....."
"Thanks Dr! I can't read as I haven't been to school."
2006-12-26 05:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by Atif Mirza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny 6/10
2006-12-26 05:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by missree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have heard that one many times before.
2006-12-26 06:19:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I can 't pay the balance amt of fees
2006-12-26 23:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Doctor, doctor...I can't feel my body.."
"We had to remove your body after the accident, but don't go lose your head over it"
2006-12-26 06:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...ha?
2006-12-26 05:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must have ivory hands !
2006-12-26 07:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Doctor. Doctor, I can't feel my legs"
"I know, we've amputated your hands."
2006-12-26 05:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahaha!!! thats a good one.......it took me a a minute to figure it out though.....you should post more jokes.
2006-12-26 05:09:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋