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2 days ago, there was a murder case in US. The detective on the case was John Holmes. He worked on the case for hours trying to solve it. All evidence pointed to a suspect named Mark.

So John the detective went to see the suspect and asked him "there was a murder 2 days ago, do you know anything about it?"

Mark said "no, I wasn't in the US 2 days ago"

The detective asked "so where were you 2 days ago".

The suspect said "oh, I was at the north pole!! Oh my, it was cold but what a great trip!, I just got back this morning!"

Detective asked "what did you do there?"

The suspect said "oh not much, just took some pictures! Boy, the penguins were beautiful, they were the cutest things I saw!"

At that instant, the detective said "I know you were responsible for the murder! You are under arrest!"

Question: How did the detective know the suspect was lying??

2006-12-26 03:41:44 · 13 answers · asked by Webballs 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Penguins don't live at the north pole

2006-12-26 04:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because first Mark said he was in the US a couple of days ago and then he changed it to the most worst excuse in the world the North Pole! There is no penguins in the North Pole either!

2006-12-26 12:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The suspect wasn't lying, he was just stupid and THOUGHT he was at the north pole when he was actually at the south pole, which is more feasible since there are flights in and out of Antarctica more regularly than there are going to and from the north pole. The real question is: who is the REAL murderer, and why are we sitting here playing games while there's a murderer running loose in the city!

2006-12-26 11:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0 1

There's no penguins at the North Pole

2006-12-26 11:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by Velouria 6 · 1 0

Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere, not the North Pole!

2006-12-26 11:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by some teenager 5 · 1 0

Right now the North Pole is in continual darkness. If the pictures showed light, he was NOT at the north pole.

2006-12-26 14:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Penguins are only at the South Pole.

2006-12-26 12:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by canela 5 · 0 0

Yeah, penguins live in Antarctica, that and there's not actually any land at the North Pole, I don't think.

2006-12-26 11:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1 0

penguins don't live in the North Pole

2006-12-26 11:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by Tab 4 · 1 0

Mark said he was in the north pole and in the usa!

2006-12-26 11:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by emilyy :] 3 · 0 1

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