Captain Kirk or Andrex toilet roll-who'd be better at fighting the Klingons-and did they have a bidet on SSE?

Question

And who should Scotty beam up on to the Star Ship Enterprise before this year ends-I reckon the world would be a better place if he beamed up anyone who scriptwrites anything on terrestial TV these days!!

Answer 1

Andrex. Kirk couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. No they didn't have bidets, they used Scotties to beam them down Uranus. Beam up Politicians, so they stop making a mess of our World.

Answer 2

Capt. Kirk was a wizard with hiding laxatives in foods and vitamins.When the Klingons sat down and used the Andrex toilet roll he had scotty zap them with low frequency electrons to kind of numb thier senses,then when they used the bidet it nuetralized thier genatalia with azzbegon,therefore rendering them infertal.Over the next few generations there were few klingons born.Surprised you did'nt realize this,so very obvious!
Scotty needs to beam up korean pres. kimjang whats his name,howard stern,jane fonda,sarah brady,micheal moorer(idiot who done columbine docu.),hillary,all oil co. execs.,osama bin hidin,OJ,and last but not least micheal jackson,this would provide SSE with minute particle target practice.

Answer 3

he did a stable activity combating them off yet at last starfleet desperate to count quantity the klingons as pals and had them on their factor while your trouble-free lavatory roll continues to be combating them off consistent with risk they are diverse klingons?

Answer 4

Point #1. I think you would.
Point # 2. I totally agree with you!

Answer 5

I guess this would only be funny to those Star Trekkies?

Answer 6

blair and bush would be better up there but they would still find some one to bomb

Answer 7

WOT THE??

Answer 8

Now that's funny, thanks