a vicar owned 10 hens and a cockerel. One day his beloved cockerel went missing so he decided to mention it at morning service,
Sunday morning came and he stood in the pulpit and said,
Has anyone got a c.ock...all the men stood up...no no thats not what i meant.
Has anyone seen a c.ock.that doesn't belong to them...half the women stood up....no no thats not what i meant,
Has anyone seen my c.ock.
all the choir boys stood up.....
2006-12-26 03:00:23 · 27 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now chris w that is very rude you would never get me to answer a joke like that 10/10 merry xmas sexy
2006-12-26 06:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the one about the choirboy seeing the vicar having a w**k in the vestry. After a lot of pleading the vicar asked 'what will it take to keep you quiet?'The choirboy said that he had been trying to sell his bike for weeks now and that the vicar should buy it...price £200.'Ok,Ok' said the vicar just don't tell anyone or I'll be ruined.
A few days later the vicar was riding his new purchase in the village when someone asked him:
'New bike vicar?'
'Yes I know it does n't look much but it works'
'How much did that cost you?'
'Er..£200'
'Cor...£200...they must have seen you coming!!'
2006-12-26 03:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hv just got that on my mobile good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-26 07:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember that vicar, he once filled in at our church, I have never been the same since !!!!!!!!
2006-12-26 06:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And probably a couple of the men, too..
2006-12-26 07:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny but u do know that there are children on this site!
2006-12-26 03:04:11 · answer #6 · answered by jclyons95 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-12-26 03:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-26 03:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely, like it , good joke
2006-12-26 03:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by ROMFT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. Very good. Keep m coming :)
2006-12-26 03:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by chutney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋