Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the typical civics presentation, he announces, "All right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have 3 questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties? 3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and again.
Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions."
A young girl raises her hand and says, "I have 5 questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties? 3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet? 4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? 5. Where's Bobby?"
2006-12-26 02:33:31 · 8 answers · asked by theburlaces 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, thanks again for the laugh
2006-12-26 02:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny Watch out little girl your next
2006-12-26 02:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well making poor bobby disappear didn't do the trick what next ashcroft? rofl Children are far more smarter than adults realize.
2006-12-26 04:39:50 · answer #3 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am not quite sure where Bobby is yet. Not too sure about this one.
2006-12-26 02:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny!!!!
2006-12-26 03:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved all your jokes today. Keep them coming.
2006-12-26 03:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......... nice going there......... good for you to think of it.......
2006-12-26 02:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Idk
2006-12-26 03:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by emilyy :] 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋