the bush clock...........?

Question

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Answer 1

miss_murd...you are on fire...
I loved your joke.
here's another Bush joke


5 people were stuck in a plane which was about to crash and had just 4 parachutes. The first person grabbed a parachute and said," I'm Ronaldinho. I'm the best footballer in the world. I can't die for my fans!" And he jumped off.
The second person said, " I'm Hillary Clinton. Im the wife of one of America's most successful Presidents, therefore I have a good chance of being one in the future. I can't die!" And she grabbed a parachute too and jumped off.
The 3rd person said. "I'm George Bush. I'm the smartest President of America. I have lots to do. I can't die!" So he grabbed a pack and jumped out.
Now two people were left. One was the Pope and one was a school boy. The Pope said," Child, I'm old. I have lived my life as a good and righteous man. Go ahead and take the last parachute". The school boy said," No need to fret old man. There are parachutes for both of us. The smartest President of America took my school bag".

Answer 2

The debt clock grew to become into certainly first erected in 1989, after the Reagan administration. the owner erected the clock so as to convey interest to the increasing American debt. It hung till the 12 months 2000, yet grew to become into taken down because of the fact the Clinton administration had certainly decreased the debt, which dictated that the clock mandatory to run backwards. This grew to become into antithetical to the unique purpose, as individuals does no longer undertaking themselves with the debt if the clock grew to become into certainly winding down. The clock grew to become into re-put in in 2002 after the enactment of the financial improve and Tax alleviation Reconciliation Act of 2001, the initiation of the unfunded conflict in Afghanistan, and the financial downturn following 9/11. those movements brought about the national debt to upward thrust as quickly as lower back, necessitating the want for the debt clock. despite the fact that, the GOP chosen to forget approximately with regard to the debt clock at the same time as they have been in skill, as they knew it may forged them in a detrimental easy, and in straightforward terms chosen to nicely known it while they lost skill.

Answer 3

That was funny LOL 2 thumbs up

Answer 4

hahahahhaa I LOVE IT... oh man he is in such hot water when he goes over rofl. Who knows Jesus may decide to keep him here on earth just to keep his office cool rofl.

Answer 5

Hahhaa!! Nice one.

Answer 6

liked the joke better when it was Clintons clock

Answer 7

This is funny

Answer 8

dudette drop the bush subject

Answer 9

lol funny

Answer 10

get off bushs back he is the best he can