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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

2006-12-26 02:27:17 · 11 answers · asked by theburlaces 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Yep that is a 10 star joke I love it rofl.

2006-12-26 04:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0 0

Oh so true 2 thumbs up

2006-12-26 02:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0 0

check out the web address

Is Bush an Idiot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhbPVrb5KM

2006-12-26 02:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by hillman_avenger2006 3 · 0 0

I am not one to be a "Bush Knocker" but that was sooo stinking funny! Keep em' coming.

2006-12-26 02:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by Shannon B 2 · 0 0

Good one.

2006-12-26 02:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0 0

funny

2006-12-26 04:40:03 · answer #6 · answered by mo the man 2 · 0 0

hahaha!! Nice one!

2006-12-26 02:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0 0

good one lol

2006-12-26 02:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha.............. nice going there........ good for you to think of it.....

2006-12-26 02:38:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thanks for the laugh again

2006-12-26 02:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0 0

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