A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
2006-12-26 02:22:34 · 8 answers · asked by theburlaces 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY GOD!!!! THat is so true!!!!!
2006-12-26 02:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Mitt Romney, Bobby Jindal, Mike Huckabee, and maybe Sarah Palin (if she improves per communications flaw) are better candidates. Powell would fit much better in the President's throne than a Vice. Even though GP Bush would be the youngest running mate (barely reaching over the age 35 limit by the time 2012 hits), America does NOT need a presidential monarchy!! All this will show is a strong base of mass inequality because it shows the world that we aren't deeply researching better candidates closely but rather by who his family is. We saw the damage that 2000-2008 has done (from Bush Sr to Bush Jr), so why should we deal with another one, despite his "promised" views? Obama got to where he is now, and he deserved the throne of Presidency. Obama did NOT win because of race and name; The Electoral College landslide already proved that more than the popular vote.
2016-05-23 07:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why worry about the iraqis. I'd worry about losing a blonde with big boobs ☺
2006-12-26 02:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was to funny 2 thumbs up
2006-12-26 02:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!
2006-12-26 02:38:06 · answer #5 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Different, not bad.
2006-12-26 02:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, thankyou
2006-12-26 02:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....... nice going there........... good for you to think of it.....
2006-12-26 02:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋