TWISTED JUNGLE
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why’d you do that? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little f#@%r has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
2006-12-26 01:53:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahaha i loved it! perfect start for the day! thanks for puttin a smile on my face
2006-12-26 02:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 09:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by roca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, that was superb f***in hilarious!!!
The best joke I have heard so far in this section.
Keep it up dude! Post more good ones like this.
2006-12-26 08:52:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
poor old rabbit
2006-12-26 02:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH funny =0)
2006-12-26 02:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO hillarious lol
2006-12-26 02:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is a good story
2006-12-27 20:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like
2006-12-26 02:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last one, but good one, hilarious one, and what not........hahaha
2006-12-26 01:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh my
2006-12-26 02:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by Ebony 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋