Paddy had just arrived in London straight from the Irish countryside, he had promised to call his mother as soon as he arrived, he wandered around to find a quiet pub, and entered a gay bar. The landlord asked him what he would like, Paddy said have you got a phone i could use after ordering his Guinness.
The landlord explained that he only had a private phone and he would check up how much it would cost to ring Ireland, and went to find out. As Paddy waited, a gay guy walked into the pub, as the Landlord shouted, i can do it for 10 quid, the gay guy said i will do it for 5, Paddy agreed and followed the guy into the toilet, where the guy dropped his trousers and said to Paddy get hold of that,
Paddy did so and put it to his lips and shouted........Hello Mother can you hear me.
2006-12-26 01:35:00 · 18 answers · asked by spiritania 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A lame joke?
2006-12-26 01:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Alfretz T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg
poor old Paddy
2006-12-26 01:55:29 · answer #2 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...amusing hunni
2006-12-26 01:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy phew year x
2006-12-26 01:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha delightfully raunchy.
2006-12-26 02:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One :-)
2006-12-26 01:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by Richard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old is gold
2006-12-27 20:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the point of that was?
2006-12-26 01:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
really good one
2006-12-26 01:48:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke.....uh!
2006-12-26 01:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋