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Griswold's...the Family on CHRISTMAS VACATION. Need I say more?

Do share the details, laughter's good for the soul.

2006-12-26 01:18:16 · 5 answers · asked by iamnoone 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Munya...that's hilarious! You should see what we do with brownies in public ares. If I were to tell you here this would be deleted.=(

2006-12-26 01:23:21 · update #1

Ronnysox...that was delightful. Give my love to Ichee if you will please. ;)

2006-12-26 04:49:40 · update #2

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I made fudge for people (among other goodies) and my piano teacher called to thank me for her goodie bag, but somehow the bag mustve broken when I put it on the counter and by the way, the frosting on the "brownie" was delicious. but some of the cookies were broken and by the way, maybe I should wrap the caramels because they were all unwrapped and "broken".
She has 11 cats.
i said "THAT"S NOT FROSTING! THAT'S CAT-LICK!"

grooossssssssssss

2006-12-26 01:20:59 · answer #1 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1 0

I waited until Christmas Eve to put up my tree because I have a young cat and was afraid he would ruin it. After my children were all done decorating it and it looked beautiful, my two year old who loves trains was playing with the train under the tree. Next thing I know, crash, smash, the tree feel over, broken ornaments everywhere, and all four of us standing there looking like, "what happened"! I put the tree back up, tied it to the wall, we fixed it best we could, but it doesn't look right now. And the cat doesn't care about it anyhow, he sniffed it and has left it alone. Go figure!

2006-12-26 09:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by gypsyiiiis 4 · 1 0

I am unaware of the grisswald thing but from other answers I think I must have had one. btw Ichee says high.

It was the night b4 christmas and there was 2 b, a very cold nite unbeknowst 2 me. Early in the morning there arose such a dripping, the ice on ground gave me such a slipping. The ground it was littered with slippery stuff and backside now is feeling quite ruff.

Out in the pin on their roof was a clatter the pups ate their roof but did not make them fatter.
So now with no water and pups warm inside
the cleaning and stench make me sure want to hide
The jugs set with water for emergency
were spilled on the floor cuz of poopee you see.

I may have visions going round in my head
in anger I fantasize puppies are dead.
When there in my brain there arises a clatter with love for the sweetees
oh what does it matter
With stench in my nose and slip under my feet
I set out to give kittys a treat
I mixed meat juice form my prime rib platter
and soaked their food so they might get fatter
but what happens next when I serve them this bit
they sit in a circle cuz they don't like it
So I give them their chow and then I make haste
cuz this prime rib feast should not go to waste
The puppys they loved it and ate quite well
but now their gas passing just adds to the smell
so how must I spend my cold Christmas day
but making a wood roof and filling with hay
My alergys include both saw dust a grass
now everything itches including my nose?

The puppys now locked in their bed oh so warm
passes another Christmas where i did no harm

2006-12-26 12:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by ronnysox60 3 · 1 1

Not quite a mishap, but way too funny and cute.

On Sat, my family had our Christmas party. Among the guests was the 4yo son of a friend. He absolutely loves my sister (she's 24). She's all he talks about and he won't leave her side. We all thought it was funny. The icing on the cake was mass the next day. In front of my family was a 10yo boy, who became facinated by my sister. After communion, he kept turning in his seat and flirting with her. I nearly died trying not to laugh as he gazed in total awe at her.

Of course, we have to tease her for at least a month now.

2006-12-26 09:25:09 · answer #4 · answered by sister steph 6 · 1 1

thanx for the question. I know I got some laughs.
Ronnysox did not even tell you the whole story. His B also came into heat so He had to keep her and her lover separated which niether one liked much. Glad I had someplace else 2 b

2006-12-26 14:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 1 0

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