many possible answers, of course.
2006-12-26 01:13:39 · 18 answers · asked by Snowshoe 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Unknown.
The Democrats are planning hearings to find out whose fault it is though.
2006-12-26 01:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Albert H 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
2006-12-26 10:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One. They're smart and know how. In the Clinton White house in 1996 a bulb burned out in a floor lamp. it took a committee and then they had to pay for a study and then hire twelve guys with different size ladders to work out all possible scenarios. Then they were out of office and the light bulb still hadn't been changed. Then George told someone to plug in the lamp.
2006-12-26 09:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by canela 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am sure a prisoner from Guantanamo Bay changes light bulbs while stood bare foot in a metal bucket of water.
2006-12-26 09:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I thought it was a Bill question. Screw in a light bulb?
2006-12-26 09:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Pinolera 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
5 - 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the table.
2006-12-26 09:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by Yttl 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
it would have to be a huge light bulb 2
2006-12-26 09:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It depends on if the light bulb in in Iraq or in middle class America...
In Iraq...there are never enough screwers.
In middle class America...they're already screwed, so we'll do nothing for them!!
2006-12-26 09:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
1 hopefully
2006-12-26 09:20:47 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the light bulb, hasn't been invented with these guys.
2006-12-26 09:35:08 · answer #10 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋