Because they're funny.
2006-12-26 00:11:24
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answer #1
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answered by sister steph 6
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My dear sisters and brothers, God created all things for his great pleasure.
It is evident that mankind did not evolved from a monkey. If you believe this then why have monkeys stop evolving? And, a even better comment, If you take any monkey and put them in a cage for 1000 years, you will have a thousand year old monkey with no life in him.
Men have been trying to clone other humans for years with no success. I assure you if a monkey was the key to the evolution of man, our laboratories would be clustered with many to clone a man. Food for thought, are men still evolving with physical changes as the diverse making of primates and men, or are we just evolving mentally, intelligently and spiritually? Think about it.
Signed The Preacher
2006-12-26 09:07:29
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answer #2
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answered by Preacherofpreachers 1
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It is unclear to man why GOD has done most of what HE did. He did so because, HE did so... He created the heavens and the earth. He created all living things. Man was created from the dust of the earth and woman from man's rib as his mate. All that we know is that this earth had a complete cycle that worked very well until we (man) began messing with it. We want to be great on this earth but we just can't seem to find a way to live in a clean manner so that everything else can survive with us at the same time. Have a great week!
Eds
2006-12-26 08:47:34
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answer #3
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answered by Eds 7
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Who says evolution is false? It does not mean being converted from monkeys to humans; actually it means changes occurring in the same group of creatures! What I mean is that humans convert their appearance and size from old age to modern times. On the other hand, monkeys change THEMSELVES into their species over the times. (And talking about creation, the God has created everything so that the Earth has all the varieties).
2006-12-26 08:20:49
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answer #4
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answered by Nahian R 1
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The answer lies in your question. If god created monkeys then evolution automatically become void, assuming he would have created everything else.
Did anyone ever think of god evolving. He created something that wasn't quite what he thought of it and created a similar version. Something like Microsoft Windows.
However I don't believe in God, or a godlike creature, for the simple reason there is no proof god ever existed.
And if he existed wouldn't he wiped us of this rock because we're destroying everything he created; assuming the god doctrine.
2006-12-26 08:16:53
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answer #5
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answered by doughboyniels 1
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I've often wondered if monkeys even exist. I mean, have you ever seen one outside of zoo? no, you haven't. What you see in the zoo are animatronic animatrons (kind of like the president's in disney's hall of preisdents). programmed to fool you into thinking monkies acutally exist. even worse, is that "scientists" have come up with a "theory" that states that man (you and i) supposedly "evolved" from the filthy animatrons.
Let me ask you this monkey followers:
If we came from monkeys, then how come we can talk? Why don't we throw our sh*t all over the insides of our homes? Why don't we say "ooh ohh, ahh ahh!!!" when we want a banana? Where are our tails? And our fur? Why haven't any of us mistakenly typed hamlet on our type writers? Why don't our knuckles drag on the ground when we walk?
Well....how come? Convince me of your great monkey "god", Prove to me this is all not the devil's trickery....
2006-12-26 08:22:56
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answer #6
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answered by pastor of muppets 6
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The Book of Genesis said God created animals to accompany man.
2006-12-26 13:17:34
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answer #7
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answered by E A C 6
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There isn't a competent scientist alive who believes that man evolved directly from monkeys. There was a link between man and monkey....perhaps, but no one is certain, or man may have evolved quite on his own as a new species. A Giraffe didn't evolve from a Zebra. A Lion didn't evolve from a Tiger (who can tell?)
Evolution tells us much about how things might have occurred, however, it doesn't tell us everything. We are slowly learning new things as we uncover new finds. I realize that the bible tells us that God made all animals in one swoop. It undoubtedly didn't happen that way but try to prove this to a devout bible believer. No way!
2006-12-26 08:17:23
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answer #8
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answered by wunderkind 4
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many mythtology said that man monkey evolute to man or other vice versa
i don't know whrther is true or not
but the ppl in few thousand years ago itheir body are full of hair as a ape and gorrila very hairy
2006-12-26 08:22:11
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Since we and they are 99.9% the same, we can learn much about ourselves by observing the behaviors and genetics of monkeys.
Or maybe in the future we will train them to replace us on missions to the moon and other planets so that if there is another Challenger accident it won't be as tragic, unless we make the mistake of giving them names.
2006-12-26 19:01:41
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answer #10
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answered by STILL standing 5
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Primates can't synthesise vitamin c and neither can humans because they both suffer from the same enzyme deficiency-that nails the argument stone dead. They shared a common ancestor so creationists stick that fact where the sun doesn't shine.
2006-12-26 08:28:42
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answer #11
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answered by Anonymous
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