Three girlfriends get in a car accident and die. They wake up and all they see is ducks. Everywhere, ducks. Millions of ducks. St. Peter comes up to them and tells them that they must not step on a duck and if they do they will be punished. So they tip-toe around and one of the girls steps on a duck. St. Peter comes over to her with the ugliest guy she has ever seen and chains them together for all eternity. The other two are scared and walk very carefully but eventually the second girl accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter walks over with the most hideous, disgusting guy she has ever seen and chains them together for all eternity. Well the third girl is very alarmed and is even more careful than ever. Months go by and she hasn't stepped on a duck. One day St. Peter walks over with the most beautiful man she has ever seen in all her life and chains them together. She is so happy! She says "Oh my, what have I done to deserve this?" The guy says; "I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a duck."
2006-12-25 23:59:31 · 12 answers · asked by spaacedogg 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice twist at the end, but did you have to hurt all those ducks in the process? LOL
2006-12-26 00:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mitch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
5 little ducks went out one day
over the hills and far away
mother duck says quack quack quack
only 4 little ducks came back
2006-12-26 08:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by skyblue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2006-12-26 21:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by pinay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2006-12-26 08:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-26 08:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by scotty b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. I wasn't expecting that answer. Good one. Very funny.
2006-12-26 12:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by GJneedsanswers 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, and you can put a mutual enemy in the last person's place when telling it. I'll use it at work tomorrow. Thanks.
2006-12-26 21:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by sjstalost 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*hehe*
i'll have to remember this and tell it to my sister.
thanx for the laugh
2006-12-26 08:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-26 08:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by Rose Dew 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-12-26 09:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by big ray 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋