Allah has arranged for Pious Muslims a non-stop and non-interrupted sex in Islamic heavens because Mullahs will remain busy only with unlimited sex and wine for billions of years to come. These are rewards from the merciful Allah for killing and torturing those enemies of Allah by Mumeen Muslims.
In the Hadiths the Prophet Muhammad gave the believers a final choice of a open sex market in heaven where there will be no limit of the number of sexual partners. Women are in display like open fruit market. Hadith: Al hadiths, Vol. 4, Page-172, No.34: Hozrot Ali (r.a) narrated that the Apostle of Allah said, “There is in paradise an open market wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will consist of men and women. When a man desires a beauty, at once he will have intercourse with them as desired.
In this open sex market of heaven one can easily imagine what type of fun is going to happen there. Say one particular day of heaven—one very pious Muslim (who prayed five times a day and visited Mecca) who has been permitted to the best of Islamic heaven. There one day he decided to visit (out of curiosity) the famous sex market of heaven, and when he reached there, he found out that all his great great grandfathers, grandfather, father, brothers also were there visiting “Islamic Brothel” called heavenly sex market. Now, they all got excited by the paragon beauty of heavenly houris with very swollen breasts, dark eyes and fair skin. The great great grandfather will command all his descendents family members to feel free to enjoy the sweet taste of houris. In that case the great great grandfathers, grandfather, father, brothers—they all will start simultaneous orgy of sexual intercourse right in front of each others. Can you imagine that terrific scenery folks? Allah is really great and merciful indeed!
2006-12-25
23:43:55
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I believe that in the "Christian Heaven" there will be no souls who, in their last moment of human consciousness, have committed an atrocity such as the mass murder of innocent Muslims (or others) by making themselves a suicide bomber.
As for sex, in Heaven, as on Earth, sex is overrated.
2006-12-25 23:54:39
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answered by 4999_Basque 6
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There's a problem with this. In Buddhism, ALL desire leads to suffering, not just EARTHLY desire. And Nirvana, as best as I can concieve of it, is a state of non-being, and as such involve no desire or pleasure (how can one have pleasure or desire in a state of non-being?). Nirvana is the ultimate escape from the idea of ontology, not simply a nice place to go. In the end, it amounts to saying that everything we are and everything we experience is an illusion, albeit a very convincing one. Since I think this world actually does exist (e.g. I believe I exist), I'm not going to become a Buddhist. In the final analysis, here is also a fundamental difference between Mara and Satan. Buddhists, when pressed must admit that Mara is an illusion, just like the whole wheel of Samsara. On the other hand, Christians believe that Satan is real. As for the Christian idea of heaven, it will occur here on Earth after the final bodily resurrection when Christ returns and God the Father removes the epistemic barrier he placed between himself and us, thus "God will be all in all" (1 Corinthians 15:28) and "the knowledge of the glory of the LORD will fill the earth as the waters cover the sea" (Habakkuk 2:14). Godly desires will be fulfilled, there will be worship, song, culture, good food, satisfying work, enjoyable play, good books, no suffering, no pain, no death, and so much more for us to learn and explore and discover that we'll never grow tired of it. Buddhists seek to escape the world; Christians seek to embrace it and see it redeemed. Christianity is more realistic.
2016-05-23 07:31:27
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answered by Anonymous
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It does not make a difference. Your question is not practical. God does not promise anyone a stay in Heaven. Many Christians and religious people alike claim to go up to Heaven. My King James Bible says that the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN WILL DESCEND DOWN TO ME AS A BRIDE ADORNED FOR HER GROOM (The New Jerusalem).
Stop Preaching People Into Heaven where God abides. Read The Scriptures. THE DEAD IN CHRIST WILL RISE FIRST AT THE SOUND OF THE TRUMP, AND US WHO REMAIN WILL BE CAUGHT UP TO MEET HIM IN THE AIR(NOT AT GOD'S THRONE). Think about It, if all the dead in Christ have already made it to the Kingdom Of Heaven, then who are those who will rise. Sisters and Brothers those gone on before us are still resting in their graves waiting for the sound of the trump.The bible leaves no error for this.
Signed, The Preacher
2006-12-26 02:48:22
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answered by Anonymous
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The concept of male and female; pertaining to the reproductive function of human beings; sexual intercourse. SEX . This is designed for fleshly beings. Although the idea and fact of sex repeatedly appear in Scripture, the word sex never appears (KJV and NKJV). The NKJV, however, does refer often to "sexual immorality" and to the "sexually immoral" <1 Cor. 5:9-10; Rev. 22:15>.
Although the primary reason for intercourse was procreation, God created mankind with a capacity to enjoy sex.God created mankind in His own image as "male and female" . The act of sexual intercourse is part of God's first command to mankind: "Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth" . The word says fill the EARTH in this manner not HEAVEN. I hope this helps.
2006-12-26 00:08:08
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answered by musiclovepeace 1
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Although some Islamic folks, peace be upon them, are a bit embarrassed to admit it, any number of Islamic honcho have publicly verified what you're saying. Islamic heaven is simply a better deal than Judeo-Christian heaven.
I think the Christian leaders should appoint a high level, inter-denominational task force to upgrade heaven. How else can Christians compete in the 21st century?
2006-12-26 00:04:29
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answered by Anonymous
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No, in the imaginary heavens (do you mean paradise ?) there is no comparaison. Christian don't have black eyes Houri (young girls) serving you with dilightful drinks of alcohol which are only served in Paradise as a rewaqrd.... among other things.
Now, if you mean Heaven as SKY. Most of the names of the stars are known by their Arabic names. The sky is the same for both. Christian took the Arabic names of stars.
Friendly.
2006-12-26 00:32:59
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answered by Nicolette 6
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If you do indeed think that way, you are sick.
If muslim allah is really so good and so pure, muslim heaven would not be an open market, where women are fruits or the men.
this is the thinking of a sexist.
women and men are equal.
If being religious for the sake of your muslim heaven, it would not be right.
2006-12-25 23:50:44
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answered by Anonymous
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I think you are listening to too much of Satans lies and deception. Satan is good at that. I chose not to listen to Satan and instead love Jesus and the Father will all of my heart, mind and soul. Jesus said there would be no marrage in Heaven, and we will be like the angles and not marry. there will be nothing in the kingdom of God that will defile it, so sex considering there is no marrage and nobody will be married sorry to burst you bubble, but there will be no sex. Get a walk happening with Jesus, not a merderous twit like Mohammad who for kicks raped a 9 year old girl and murdered many inocent people. Mohammad was a murderer and was very violent. Islam is violent. You will not be going to Heaven without Jesus, trust me on that one. Jesus said not man comes to the Father except through me" How true that is, and without Jesus everyone will be going to Hell. You can only get saved by Jesus and through Jesus,as he is the way, truth and the light. By the way there is no such thing as Allah. The real names for God is Lord, the Lord God Almighty, Jahovah Jira, Yaweh, king of kings and Lord of Lords, The Good Shepherd, Father. Please have more respect for him and call him by his proper name. By the way if Mohammad was living during the time of Moses, he would have been stoned to death for his murder and his rape. Get that. To be honest I doubt Mohammad is in Heaven, as he was too much of a violent man, and unless he repented and excepted Jesus as his Lord and Saviour he will not be in Heaven.
2006-12-26 00:00:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Heaven is not that way, & as far as heaven is concerned, if your thinking is this way, then just look what you will be doing in hell, You won't even consider sex, About the only thing you might consider, would be to tell mohhammed that he mis-lead you all.
2006-12-26 00:09:00
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answered by Anonymous
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It makes you wonder why any woman in her right mind would submit to this religion??? Responses from Muslim women would be good!!!!!
In the Christian Heaven their is total equality all are equally rewarded for their faithfulness . Punishment will only come from God Himself. For those that want to live forever with Him Heaven for those who have no desire to be with God hell.
2006-12-25 23:50:29
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answered by williamzo 5
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