It finally all makes sense... I never looked at it this way before. MENtal illnes, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist and when we have REAL trouble, its a HISterectomy! Ever notice how women's problems start with MEN?!
2006-12-25 22:47:48 · 17 answers · asked by Little Red Riding Hood 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hat's off to you dude, keep it coming !!!
2006-12-25 22:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by dexter_theboygenius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And so says the HERicane. Always on a MISSion, and leaving behind a trail of destruction. Why is it that women love to fire MISSiles at ALL men?
Do you still think we live in a mans world? Why is it that men not only have to deal with their own problems, but all of hers too? Now you are blaming them for your problems.
It just proves that it's impossible to please a woman all of the time. Not only do men have to pamper their woman to please her, they have to learn how to cope with a woman's mood swings or a woman's prerogative to always be allowed to change her mind. They also have to learn how to console a hysterical, crying woman. Men are not mind-readers, and it takes a lot of time to learn all of the above. Other learned responses: Wherever she puts it -> It looks great!
No matter what she wears -> No - you don't look fat. or... You look beautiful!
No -> Not now.
NO! -> NO - REALLY!
Yes -> Maybe.
Yes a 2nd time -> Probably (But act fast - she may change her mind. And never ask a 3rd time - that will always get a NO!).
Yes REALLY! -> Yes.
Her Birthday -> You better not forget it!
Anniversary -> You better not forget this date either!
When, what you were doing, what you were wearing, where you were, and who you were with when you first met/dated -> I still don't know how women remember this kind of stuff. Good luck when they ask you.
Crayola started with 8 colors. Men know the basic colors as what one would see in a rainbow. So please don't ask one to find a fuchsia, chartreuse, periwinkle or canary coloured anything.
And let's not forget, what's hers is hers, and what's his is hers if she wants it, 'till death do they part. This could be an easier pill to swallow, as in when a relationship doesn't work out, the problem is never over for the man. She will fight for, and probably receive, child support and allimony (pronounced: all-my-money).
Now try to look at it tHIS way: most men are low MENtenance, and most women know what they want ahead of time. It's easy for women to tell if a guy:
Wants to have some fun.
Wants to have sex.
Wants to eat.
Wants to drink.
A real short list of activities to keep a man happy. But not so easy for a man, as most women still want to maintain control. Ultimately, they get to decide if the guy can have any (or have already had enough).
You've made me chuckle this morning. Hopefully I have done the same for you.
2006-12-26 11:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is very good to be aware of word MANipulation. Keep in mind it is only implemnented by those in politacal power at the time. Not all men suck, though.
2006-12-26 06:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get over it already, if men are the cause of ALL your problems in life then go in search of therapy cause theyre not going anywhere & your definately not going to fix anything
2006-12-26 07:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by cherety t 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, the word "MEN" represents the human beings !!!
2006-12-26 06:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, MEN cause all the problems in the first place.
2006-12-26 07:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-12-28 19:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, you said a mouth full..
2006-12-26 06:52:01 · answer #8 · answered by She Said 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats true. . .. well maybe because they have something to do with us women becoming MENtal!!!! hahaha
2006-12-26 06:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by cleo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them are spelt differently
then you have HERpes
2006-12-26 08:36:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋