ok 2 blonds go hunting for birds and in the woods they got hopelessly lost (their blonde):
blond 1: well we are lost
blond 2: i read that if we shot into the air 3 times then help will come
(shoots into air)
(a hour later)
blond 1: should we try again?
(shoots into ait)
(hour later)
blond 2: ok again
blond 1: are u sure? these are our last 3 arrows
2006-12-25 22:06:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know it sucks but im board
2006-12-25 22:11:57 · update #1
Nice one ....lol
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
2006-12-26 02:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's just average... but still funny just thinking about the blondes! LOL!
2006-12-26 06:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one ..best one i heard for a long time ..good on you
if anyone says otherwise ..their spoilsports ..happy 2007
2006-12-26 06:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho ho ho i can just imagine it stop or ill die laughing 8/10
2006-12-26 09:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's kinda lame personally.
2006-12-26 06:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by Barbie73 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes yes very funny lmao. good one man!
2006-12-26 06:11:38 · answer #6 · answered by wolfington 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
So did someone show up to help you?
2006-12-26 06:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by C J 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yup. it's lame
2006-12-26 09:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah
2006-12-26 06:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OK your bored and you at least tried to amuse us thanks
2006-12-26 06:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋