2006-12-25 21:40:29 · 8 answers · asked by Tim-D-Man 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do u get when u put the radio in the frezzer?
....cool music , lol get it
2006-12-25 21:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by greenfish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a people who keeps on talking when other people are not interested?
A teacher duh!
Why hello kitty can't talk?
Hello Kitty has not mouth
A black cat met a white cat, what did the black cat said to the white cat?
Cats can't talk! They could only MEOW!
The aeroplane faced a problem. The gas was leaking and finishing! What will drop?
The gas meter
A captain went into the submarine followed by a business man and a obese woman the submarine sank after the obese woman stepped into the submarine. Why?
Submarine are suppose to sink! Not float!
Which side of the chicken has the most feather?
The outside!
Why are cooks cruel?
Because they beat the eggs and whip them into cream!
What is the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What does a confused chicken lays?
Scrambled eggs!
A durian and a papaya dropped on your head. Which one pain?
Your head!
2006-12-27 17:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this has a question but I find it funny :D
On the sixth day, God turned to the angel gabriel and announced: "Today I shall create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty, with snow capped mountains, shimmering blue lakes, forests of elk and moose and rivers of salmon. The air will be clean and pure. I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants shall prosper. I shall call these people Canadians and they shall be known as the friendliest people on earth.
"Don't you think you're being rather too generous to these Canadians?" asked Gabriel.
"Wait," said God. "You haven't seen the neighbours I'm going to give them!"
2006-12-25 22:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by Natashya K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.why was the boy late for school?
because of the sign slow down, school ahead
2.what do you tell a skeleton before it eats?
bone apititu
3.what do you tell a skeleton before it travels?
bone voyage
4.why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
so he could experience high school
5.what does *********. stand for?
Brunu International Technology Communications Highschool.
2006-12-25 21:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Michael S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no Q and A, but heres one,
Three guys are walking down the street, two walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
2006-12-25 21:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by Tropicalboy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?
I just trod in a poodle!
2006-12-25 21:44:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
You poke him on (pokemon)
2006-12-25 21:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by I'm not a Gypsy!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://jaxgeni1.bravehost.com/cornybutfunny.html
2006-12-25 21:42:42 · answer #8 · answered by bree 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋