why did??????

to get to the other side

2006-12-25 21:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it -- the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

2006-12-27 10:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by lepke 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋

Who's chicken was it?? And what the hell was it doing on the side of the road? What lame country has loose chickens on the side of the road and citizens trying to figure out WHY it was trying to CROSS?? Some people are just wierd...

2006-12-26 06:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by Barbie73 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

He went to the Lemonade Stand. Phineas Peacock was there, flirting with his Lady Hen, (and buying her Pink to drink)!
Mr. Chicken was on a Mission!

2006-12-29 07:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

"the chicken" cross the road because, the BULLIES tell to do so!!!

2006-12-26 07:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by junior_s85 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋

so see his FLAT mates , get it? cuz all the others that tried to cross the road.

2006-12-26 05:48:03 · answer #6 · answered by greenfish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

because he was mounted on the poofta, and the poofta was actually crossing the road.

2006-12-26 06:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

2 jack a car from the dealership

2006-12-26 06:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

He heard the grass was greener on the other side.

2006-12-26 05:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

to get to the other side

2006-12-26 09:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

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