how do you baptize a dog?

Question

i want to baptize my dog,but i dont know how....can anyone help me?

Answer 1

First of all, do you know the meaning of baptism? I don't think you know. Otherwise you would not have asked this kind of question. Go to your church and ask your pastor/priest what baptism is and try to understand. Baptism is for sinners, not for dogs.

Answer 2

Baptizing does nothing. A more constructive use of your time might be to teach him some tricks. Fetch is a fun game.

Answer 3

Animals don't need to be baptized, they are not the ones that sin, if they were, they would have some clothes on.

Answer 4

It won't happen.

Dogs can't be baptized. The church won't allow it, as there is no revenue to be gained from a dog joining the church.

The dog cannot contribute to the collection plate, and the dog cannot be made subservient to the "will of god", so it's not worth anything to the church.

Answer 5

Since baptism parallels circumcision as found in the Old Testament, would you have performed the same rite if you had owned your dog in those times?

Answer 6

Really?

I guess you just gotta ask a priest to bless the water and put your dog in it!

Don't really see the point in baptising the thing! But that's your choice!

Answer 7

sprinkle holy water on him, and say, "Rex(or whatever his name is), I baptize you in the name of the Father , the Son, and the Holy spirit. Go and sin no more".

Answer 8

Get some holy water that has been blessed. Go to Madonna's house and ring the doorbell. When she answers it, throw the water on her.

Answer 9

Animals cannot be validly baptized.

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Answer 10

with flea shampoo