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I'm getting old and could croak any time? I would like to hear some good advice on what I should do to get to Heaven.

2006-12-25 19:59:12 · 30 answers · asked by taxigringo 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

30 answers

Convert to Islam and become a Muslim. That is the shortest detour to heaven!

2006-12-25 20:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by aka03271 2 · 3 7

My personal recipe: Get a chilled bottle of good Champagne.(Laurent Perrier "Grand Siècle" is nice.
Open it, pour slowly in large crystal glass. Watch the condensation forming due to the moist tropical breeze flowing on the deck of my nice sail boat. Once the bubbles become hard to see, drink slowly. Repeat.
At about half bottle, I am in heaven.

2006-12-26 04:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

First left at the lights then take the second right at the 7-11 and that brings you out at the pearly gates car park. Then take the elevator to the sixth floor and knock on room 66 and ask for Natas

2006-12-26 04:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by Nicholas B 2 · 2 3

Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. Ask for forgiveness when you do something wrong. Forgive people that have done you wrong. Do not judge people, it is not your place.

It is so easy to write down the answers, but the question is....how many people follow them. Good Luck!!

2006-12-26 04:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You can buy a stairway to heaven from the wispering wind.

The best advice I could possibly offer is inside this song. enjoy and listen:
http://www.nativedeen.com/ns/pages.php?ID=SmallDeeds

2006-12-26 04:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0 2

I have a little secret to share with you, do you know that a new convert to muslim, all your previous sins will be waved off by the Almighty, that means you will be considered as a new borned baby with no sins at all, as from the day you convert to muslim.
You can confirm what I just told you with any muslim near you.

2006-12-26 08:41:38 · answer #6 · answered by S.K. Chan46 3 · 0 3

Jesus gave two commandments when Phillip asked "What must I do to be saved?"

1. Love the Lord thy God with all thy soul strength and mind
2. Love thy neighbor as thyself

2006-12-26 07:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by Rev. Two Bears 6 · 1 2

First you have believe Jesus Christ died on the cross and arose from the dead 3 days later. Then you repent, ask for forgiveness, and ask Jesus Christ to come into your heart. It's then that you are saved. And you need to keep Jesus' teachings.

2006-12-26 04:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 2 2

Invest yourself in eternal values, not those that pass. Love and have compassion for all things. If you live this in your life then you will not lose yourself in death.

I feel awkward telling you this, but I'm just telling you what I tell myself.

2006-12-26 04:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by the Boss 7 · 3 1

Islam is The fastest way to the lake of fire. you must see the web site www.prophetofdoom.com
Jesus is the only way. The only true truth. Islam is paganism point blank!!!!!!
Go and sin no more and be like Jesus keep the Ten Commandments. The 4th commandment too. Saturday is the Sabbath. The day of rest. Jesus did it .......... be like Jesus.

2006-12-26 04:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by Mack_Buttons 1 · 1 4

Read the Holy Books and put into practice any sacred verses that you understand and believe that they are reasonable to you.
This is as quick as to turn your face to the sun.

2006-12-26 04:06:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

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