A man thought that his wife was cheating on him so he came home early. When he walked though the door he heard noises in his bedroom so he ran up the sairs and into his room. he then found his wife naked, sweating and panting. he asked what's wrong.
I'm having a heart attack!!! She yelled
He then ran down the stairs and grabbed the phone to call 000. His 4 year old son came up and said " Daddy uncle Ted is in the closet naked"
Hearing this he ran back into his room and threw open the closet and there was his brother hiding form him. He then yelled " What is wrong with you?! My wife is having a heart attack and your hiding in my running around nacked scaring little kids!"
2006-12-25 19:25:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. so the dad was kinda slow. nice joke.
2006-12-25 20:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the husband caught the guy humping his wife, got a gun and treatened to kill the uncle. The wife holding up both hands yelling wait, wait. you know that cadillac in the garage? well he paid for it, that new fishing boat I bought your for Christmas, he paid for it. That new truck I am having delivered tomorrow for your birthday, he paid for it. The husband walks over and puts the gun back in the drawer, tell his wife, you better cover uncle ted up before he catches a cold , I am going to the kitchen and make him a snack.
2006-12-25 19:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by m c 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boring
2006-12-25 19:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm still waiting to hear the good joke. Even if I read this out loud, I would still be hearing the joke, waiting for the great joke.
2006-12-25 20:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Passable!
2006-12-25 19:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by Cute Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A Classic. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-12-28 23:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it told better before.
2006-12-25 19:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is good but i think you missing something towards the end.
2006-12-25 20:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it thousand time!
2006-12-25 21:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.....
2006-12-25 19:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋